Showing posts with label on board Sun Princess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label on board Sun Princess. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Big Brother, Central Perk, and LaLaLand…

Recognize this? The set of "Friends"
We arrived in LA early and Luca Baudoino, the Customer Services Director, fulfilled his promise to me to help us (the six who were going with us in a minivan to tour Warner Bros.) get off the ship in a timely manner. We got six “you’re a really special person so you can go to the head of the line” tickets. We didn’t have to go to the lounges and wait to have our group called; we didn’t have to stand in an interminable line waiting to get our passports stamped; we just went straight to the Vista Lounge where all the CBP agents were waiting. We were FIRST in line at 0645! (Well, first except for the Captain’s wife.) How cool is that?

Still couldn’t get off the ship, however. For some unfathomable reason, we had to wait until 0745 to get off. But no worries, off we got and called Enterprise at 0800 to get picked up at Berth 92, our home for the day. We waited. And we waited. We called. And we called. Each time, “He’ll be there any second now.” Finally, at 0825 the Enterprise van showed up. We only had until 1630, so every minute counted.

A few words on our vaunted Homeland Security. As I said, we had to go and meet with CBP and have our passports looked at before we could get off the ship. In fact, every single passenger had to meet with CBP whether they were getting off or not. But when it was time to get off, nobody checked whether or not you had actually gone there. We just walked off the ship. We could, as far as I could tell, have just come down from our cabin, gotten in line to disembark, and left. Oh well.

Finally we were off on our adventure, driving the LA freeways at semi-rush hour. We got our suitcases off to Kathy’s at UPS for only $125. Worth every penny! Then, finally, we got to Warner Bros.

We thought we were really early, arriving at just after 1000 for a 1045 tour. We had a few extra minutes which Steve, Donna, Chris, and Phil utilized by getting some very good looking sweet rolls from the, what else?, Starbucks that was in the gift shop.

I really had no idea how many TV and movies that I like are made by Warner Bros! The Big Bang Theory, The Mentalist, Casablanca, ER, Singing in the Rain, Harry’s Law (sadly, cancelled), and too many more to mention. So that made the tour even better. I am especially going to watch the Mentalist more closely since we got to see the set where it is being made. But we couldn’t take any photos there. Nor at the Museum. The Guards there were everywhere and we overheard a few messages between them about the visitors and how one or another was getting too close to the exhibits. In the Museum we got to see how Elizabeth Taylor got fatter as she got older—her dresses got bigger. Nevertheless, I haven’t worn anything that small since I was eight!

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Believe it or not, this is Central Park for the cast of Friends

Props for rent at Warner Bros

The medical examiner's van in the Mentalist

This prop (no longer for rent!) is one of four Baccarat crystal lamps, worth an extimated $4 million

L-R, Steve, Chris, Donna, Phil, Pam, Randy in front of a bronze guess who?

A set at Warner Bros back lot.

Another set

Where Friends was shot for eight of its nine years.

Yet another set.

Randy and Batman
Since we had gone at least two hours since eating we decided to go to that famous SoCal eatery, Bob’s Big Boy. Here is where the Aussies really learned what it’s like to eat in an American fast food restaurant. They were staggered by the size of the portions! A hamburger too big to fit in your mouth. Coke in a glass that is ten inches tall. A “dinner salad” that the waitress said was small was in a very large bowl that I think Steve thought would feed four people. Nevertheless, they did a good job of polishing off most of the meal. Except for Chris and Phil who, having travelled in the US extensively, only ordered one vegetarian sandwich to share. Everyone else (including Randy and me) ordered hamburgers (medium-rare, of course!) which were double burgers with a mound of fries. Yum!
Pam, Phil, Chris, Steve, and Donna

Flat Stanley at Bob's Big Boy


No visit is complete without seeing and photographing the Hollywood sign. We had to do that from the middle of the street, much to the consternation of Donna, especially, who doesn’t believe that the California drivers will stop just because she is in the middle of the road!

A wonderful if quick visit to LA only marred by the traffic on the way back to the ship and our, to quote Randy, “stupid” GPS which sent us on surface streets to Steve and Donna’s hotel. Steve and Donna are abandoning us for the four days we’ll be at sea by flying to Hawaii with some of our other friends, Wendy and Bob. We were dropping them at their hotel at LAX which was more or less on our way back to San Pedro and the ship. Driving about 15 miles at 1500 on streets with traffic lights sort of stressed out Randy (we HAD to be on the ship by 1630 or it would sail without us) and therefore by osmosis, moi.

But we made it with 20 minutes to spare! And then spent the balance of the day on our deck with Chris and Phil doing our best to put a large dent in our gin and their Scotch and wine. We did a pretty good job of it, too!
Looking at the books that Chris has prepared of their various trips with their boat

Oh, yes, I almost forgot: Big Brother. Apparently while most of the passengers were gone, several cabins were searched by LAPD and left in a rather disorganized state. Needless to say, the passengers involved were a bit unhappy to come back to find their rooms a mess. Someone did point out that we DO have laws and the police can't search without a warrant. Don’t have the whole story yet. Stay tuned.




Good night!


Saturday, June 2, 2012

Frustration


At 0900 we were scheduled in Mumbai at 1000. We are 40nm from Mumbai and travelling at 20kts. You do the math. At 0904 the captain made an announcement that we will be arriving in Mumbai at 11:45. My wonderful tour of Mumbai was supposed to start at 0900 because we were arriving at 0800. A hundred years from now we’ll look back at this and laugh!

Randy has been muttering since last night about how we were NOT going to make it by 1000. I, the eternal optimist (yeah, right) kept saying, “Oh, no! the captain will get us there by the rescheduled 1000 time.” Oh how I hate to admit that Randy was right. But he spent his life estimating how long it would take to get from SFO to wherever or when to start making his descent.


At this point I don't remember what I have posted where! Our syndicate, headed by Peter, won the Melbourne Cup on board the Sun Princess! The syndicate that purchased No Stools by Constipated out of  Too Much Fiber bought her for $180 ($60 each) and we won $900 ($300 each). No more races for us, we have  peaked!

Friday, June 1, 2012

Off to the races…


A traveler’s prayer which won’t help us in the Melbourne Cup

God grant me a vacation to make bearable what I can’t change, a friend to make it funny, and the wisdom to never get my knickers in a knot because it solves nothing and makes me walk funny.

There is a tradition on board of horse racing. Not, mind you, the real flesh-and-blood, oat-eating, manure-producing kind of horse, but the wooden, moves-when-you-move-it kind of horse. Every few days there are horse races in the Vista Lounge, the gathering place where you have a spot to put your drink—as opposed to the Princess Theater (or Theatre  to the Aussies and Poms and Kiwis on board) which just has seats, comfortable seats for sure, but no place to put your beer! The cheering crowds bet $3 on a horse—there are 6 in each race—and Tim the Cruise Director rolls dice to determine how far each horse moves on the squares marked on the floor. There are great prizes as well as the betting money! The highly coveted yet much despised Princess Champers (Aussie-speak for champagne), also known as Princess Shampoo. And perhaps a luggage tag or a Princess totebag. Big stuff!

A slight digression is in order here and even if it’s not, I’m going to digress anyway: the Team Trivia onboard also awards prizes—not usually champers, however—such as luggage tags and other trivial knick-knacks. Nevertheless, the prizes are practically fought over! The Trivia Teams are limited to 6 and the other day apparently some team complained because another had 7 on their team. Well, there were 7 on the sofa but one was the wife (who suffers from Alzheimers) of a player. Nonetheless, complaints were loudly lodged. It has not come to blows as yet but from the descriptions I’ve heard about Trivia and Scattergories (I have no idea what that is, so don’t ask!) competitors, it may happen any day now.

Off to the races. So those are the run-of-the-mill races. But! Once each sector they have Cup races. Just before Dubai it will be the Melbourne Cup. Just before Los Angeles it will the the Kentucky Derby. And so on. For these races you may bet on your favorite horse but some lucky syndicate will be able to bid for and buy their very own horse. Ours is the Filly from Frankfurt or the Trotter from Tassie (Tasmania) or something like that, I forget, actually. For a mere $180 our syndicate has bought a racehorse. We three couples will get to name him (or her), dress her up in whatever cockamamie costume we want, and come up with a pedigree of our choosing (details to follow; for now, strict secrecy!). We will be sitting in our own Box that we may decorate in the manner of our choosing. Our jockey (me!) may dress in any outlandish costume I want and the more outlandish the better.

And then the race will be run. But we don’t know exactly when yet.

Oh, yes, one tiny detail: one of us has to have physical possession of our horse AT ALL TIMES! We may not even leave him in our staterooms unattended. The room stewards have been instructed to take custody of any horse found unattended in the stateroom and turn it over to the Royal Society for the Protection of Race Horses—Tim, that is. The horse must go to dinner with one of us, on tour with one of us. I think it’s ok to go to the bathroom in our cabin without the horse but you’d better not take you eye off it outside your cabin or it will be horse-napped.

At sea between Penang and Mumbai
5/31/12              Noon:    05° 58’ N, 86° 40’E
6/1/12                Noon:    6° 29’ N, 79° 10’ E